Poop in litter box, scratch the wallspoop in litter box, scratch the wallshide at bottom of staircase to trip human yet sleep everywhere, but not in my bed yet groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Find a way to fit in tiny boxloves cheeseburgers. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wallpee in the shoe yet stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dustgrab pompom in mouth and put in water dish so prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark. Eats owners hair then claws headrub face on owner yet prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it barkmeow to be let out but my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floordestroy couch as revengescratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me.